austoon:

why does plankton look like a goddamn yaoi character

psychedelic-insomniac:

red-hot-anger:

cakethelionhaspie:

chewedcanary:

perks-of-being-chinese:

randomfandoms:

donttouchrne:

this isn’t how you use photoshop

 the tangled ones remind me of Sam and Dean

this is wrong on so many levels 

the fucking last one though oh my god

can i frame the last one?

i laughed so hard my grandma asked me to leave the room

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE MULAN ONE FOREVER

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

silvermoon424:

When it’s 10 PM on a Sunday night and you just remembered that you have homework

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Onoda’s talking about anime faces

marihelps:

♡ F R E N C H  S L A N G  T E R M S

I’ve been in a lot of roleplays and I often find many foreign characters, the majority of them from the U.K or Australia; but I have also found french ones who don’t exactly speak french. This is a masterlist of casual terms that your character can use on any convo or para, to make it more real. Includes some curses and ‘big words’.

I will be updating this post.

THE BASICS

  • 'Salut!' - Hi! 
  • 'Bonjour' - Good morning.
  • 'Bon soir' - Good afternoon.
  • 'Bonne nuit.' - Good night.
  • a va?’ - How are you/How’s the going?
  • D’accord !’ - (or just D’acc.) Ok, general agreement. 
  • 'Oh mon Dieu' - Oh my God.
  • Mon Dieu!’ - My God.
  • Chouette !’ - Cool!
  • Vaseux’ - Dazed, confused
  • Charabia.” - Nonesense.
  • Arrete!’ - Stop!
  • 'Au revoir.' - Goodbye.
  • Fais gaffe!’ - Be careful!
  • Prends soin.’ - Take Care.

This one is very important if your character is french:

  • Allez les bleus !!’ - Go Blues! (National Football Soccer Team)

THE SLANG (OR ARGOT):
Here’s what I remember (it’s not much, i know)

  • meuf’ - Girl, chick. (femme backwards, the verslan way.)
  • gars’ - Guys, boys (Short for garcon)
  • mec’ - Dude, guy, friend.
  • mdr’ - Lol (mort de rire)
  • 'ouf' - Crazy (fou backwards.)
  • ado’ - Teen.
  • sec’ - Dry, whe you have no money left.
  • un flic’ - A cop.
  • un crapaud’ - Literally a toad, but people use it to mean a brat, especially a bratty child.

THE ROMANTIC STUFF: 

  • Je t’aime’ - I love you.
  • 'Je t'adore' - I adore you.
  • 'Je te désire' - I want/desire you.
  • 'Mon amour' - My love (unisex)
  • 'Ma chere, ma chérie.' - My dear (female)
  • Mon cher.’ - My dear (male)
  • Ourson’ -  Baby bear (Yes I’ve heard this one many times)
  • Mon petit bébé d’amour.’ - My little love baby (This one is not only embarrassing but also ridiculous but i s2g i heard it like a million times)
  • 'Ma belle' - My beautiful (female)
  • Mon beau.’ - My beautiful (male)
  • un béguin'  - Someone you fancy, your crush.
  • Petit copain’ - Boyfriend.
  • 'Petite copine' - Girlfriend.
  • Fiancé’ - Fiance (male)
  • Fiancée’ - Fiance (female)
  • 'Mari, époux' - Husband.
  • 'Épouse' - Wife. You can also use 'Ma Femme' if it is your wife, or sa femme if it is someone else’s.

INSULTS AND CURSES:

  • 'connard !' - Stupid, idiot. (male)
  • 'conasse !' - Stupid, idiot. (female)

I’ve only heard those two directed towards a person, not a situation or and object.

  • con’ - Abreviation, this one can also be used to describe a situation.. (C’est con!)
  • Sabot’ - Idiot.
  • Salope !’ - Bitch.
  • Pute !’ - Whore, slut. It can be complemnted with ‘sale’ (dirty) and it ends up like this: “Sale pute!”
  • 'Putain de merde!' - Fucking shit (?)
  • Merde !’ - Shit! (It can be complemented with Roulette de merde!’ (Shit roulette) one of my teachers used to say it all the time lol. you also put it at the end of something that you don’t like, par example: Internet de merde ! (Shitty internet/ Fucking internet) when your internet isn’t working.
  • T’es chiant!" - You’re annoying (as fuck), you’re dumb, stressing.

If you have any questions you can always go to my ask box and I’ll be glad to answer.

ratchet-trolls:

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

im in pain 

praxter:

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