Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

swarnpert:

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

final boss

why does this happen

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ninjacatlovesyou:

ninjacatlovesyou:

i did a thing

why does this have almost 19,000 notes like i just doodled this in class and colored it

'Cause it's cute as hell that is why :D

omg im playing the smash demo rn and…. i really like… villager…. yoooo

boredandtumblin:

highanxietiessupport:

Since the holidays are coming up, I figured I should post about this again. 

If you or someone you know suffers from anxiety, dermatillomania, trichotillomania or find that you simply need something to do with your hands - then you may want to get (or ask for!) a spinner ring

I just now realized that I’ve always wanted this.

i feel like i need to unfollow a lot of people because theres too much on my dash and like a lot of stuff i dont care about but… im so attached… to the people…. Q_Q

stagsauce replied to your post “stagsauce replied to your post “stagsauce replied to your post:…”

i wouldnt be too worried about class v class strengths so soon after release, im sure theyll nerf and buff them constantly for at least a few months so just go with your Feels. support was fun sometimes in wow but i dislike it in most mmos

lolll yeahhh, i’ll think about it more when the time come. i think i did pick a class i’ll like for the one i’m playing already =)

i actually almost never play support anymore because i’m too shy to talk to other ppl in mmos so i always solo /cries

i miss what flyff did in the beginning, where you leveled skills by using them. so i could be a support for ~EVERYONE~ *w* randomly buffing everyone you pass is so fun aah

weedjoke420:

how 2 do laundry in colleg:

  1. dump it all in the machine and pray

zilleniose:

this au needs to stop haunting me i s2g